which jd vance are you?

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[draggs]

they all look the same

 

[Justice Tony]

The one on the right, third from the bottom.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

the one eating the couch

 

[Spud]

Second row, far right. I'm just misunderstood really.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

they all look the same

woah dude, chill it with the racism

 

[Justice Tony]

the one eating the couch

He's not eating the couch...

 

[User names must be unique]

emo vance

 

[Dropsies]

I'm split between lollipop propeller hat Vance and emo Vance most of the time

 

[stares at error messages]

The one that is a whore for Jesuit homosexuals. Wait, that's all of them.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

He's not eating the couch...

then that one is even more me.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Whichever one where he didn't marry due to racial arbitrage.

 

[draggs]

woah dude, chill it with the racism

I will not

 

[OrionBalls]

The one who kept his promise to East Palestine, Ohio. So... None of them?

 

[Lou Bega]

The one who kept his promise to East Palestine, Ohio. So... None of them?

I'm the one who thinks your coffee tastes like shit, which is all of them.

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

Who?

 

[OrionBalls]

I'm the one who thinks your coffee tastes like shit, which is all of them.

That coffee was for the nurses who were actually there working, not for politicians who lie.

 

[Lou Bega]

That coffee was for the nurses who were actually there working, not for politicians who lie.

So you're telling me that you were giving that shitty coffee to those poor, hardworking nurses? And you have the audacity to complain that JD Vance doesn't care about your gay little town?

 

[OrionBalls]

So you're telling me that you were giving that shitty coffee to those poor, hardworking nurses? And you have the audacity to complain that JD Vance doesn't care about your gay little town?

Politicians, CEOs, and Press get Maxwell House. Don't like it, go to Dunkin. Nurses get Black Rifle. Everyone knows that.

 

[Tablet County]

I'd say "the least gay one" but I think all of them are maximum gay.