Which hand do you masturbate with?

[WinchesterPremium]

I have a theory that the modern man masturbates with his left hand, as this allows him to access internet pornography while masturbating. I'm conducting a survey here to see if this hypothesis is right.

Please list, in order:
Which hand you masturbate with
Which hand is dominant
If you partake in internet pornography while masturbating
If you are a man or a woman(male)

Science thanks you for participation.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

your mom's

 

[thismanlies]

I masturbate with the hand that I'm not using to eat Cheetos. I only had to learn that orange-dicked lesson once.

 

[SandyCat]

Which hand you masturbate with

Ambidextrous gang

Which hand is dominant

See above

If you partake in internet pornography while masturbating

What's the alternative?

If you are a man or a woman(male)

Pozload my neghole

Science thanks you for participation.

Am I getting paid for this

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If you use both hands, are you into group sex?

 

[MediocreMilt]

The right, as God intended.

 

[Lone MacReady]

Always go for the mysterious stranger, i.e. your off hand.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

I masturbate with the hand that I'm not using to eat Cheetos. I only had to learn that orange-dicked lesson once.

Please answer honestly or you will taint the survey results.

 

[Grub]

Imagine not being able to use a mouse or browse the internet with your left hand.

 

[seri0us]

What's the alternative?

Imagination

 

[The Magnificence]

Both.

Simultaneously.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Your dad's since your mom's busy and I don't like to stand in lines.

 

[thismanlies]

Please answer honestly or you will taint the survey results.

Taint? Who the fuck said anything about an orange taint? Because I sure as shit didn't.

 

[Doppelmonger]

 

[Red Hood]

The middle one

 

[awoo]

you missed a great chance to include a poll.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Like any self respecting man of culture, I sit on my left (non-dominant) hand until it falls asleep and use that.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

you missed a great chance to include a poll.

I got the pole right here in my left hand.

 

[tranny2000]

is nobody gonna mention "are you a man or a male"?

 

[WhoBusTank69]

If an italian jerks off is it autofellatio?