Which giant(ess) would you rather date in a fantasy setting?

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Nickel Silver

Nickel Silver

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You are an ordinary human (although you may have access to magic in this setting) with the opportunity to woo a man or woman twice your size. Choose from the following.

Hill Giants: Live on mountains. No special elemental gimmicks or challenges, but they're unattractive and dumb as rocks. Every other choice is at least average in looks and intelligence.

Frost Giants: Hail from polar regions. Possess control over ice and cold, but can't survive unprotected on a hot summer day. And that's for a temprate region; forget about living in the tropics or a desert. Beautiful like a classical art piece and logical to a fault. Rather emotionally suppressed.

Fire Giants: Live near or in volcanoes. Possess control over fire and heat. Boiling hot both in appearance and in body temperature. Very passionate in both positive and negative ways; liable to burn your house down after an argument.

Stone Giants: Dwell in caves deep underground. Bald and hard-skinned (yes, including the women). Stubborn, xenophobic, and territorial; your significant other might accept you but their family hates you and your relationship.

Storm Giants: Live high in the clouds and wield the lightning. Generally average looking and almost as prone to mood swings as Fire Giants, but will feel bad about it and try to make amends afterwards.
 
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im going with Frost Giants.
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if it gets really cold then she could just warm me up with her large stature. also she would have the traits of being "Beautiful like a classical art piece and logical to a fault" so i doubt it would get boring together in the middle of fuck nowhere, Alaska.
 
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Le b0wski said:
Is dating between normal size and giants accepted or will going out anywhere be like Deuce Bigalow and Tina?

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Storm, only viable option when it comes to minimizing risk of dying and/or being able to maintain a boner. Plus it comes with the added benefit of her being able to smell the blood of an Englishmen and turn their bones into our bread so I won't get cucked and will have freshly baked bread instead.
 
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Twice my size? That wouldn't be a giant.

Anyways, if I am forced to choose (because I wouldn't otherwise): Hill giants sound like your average TikToker, so no; Fire giants are just volatile and emotional, they just sound like a non-lame version of a Karen, but a Karen nonetheless, no; Stone giants are stubborn, so I assume I'll get the autistic asshole traditionalist that would make me wish I didn't met them, plus their family having a say in the matter is nonsense, no; Storm giants sound fine except for the volatility like Fire giants, which I don't like, it's like a deranged tsundere.

I'd go for Storm or Frost.
 
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