Which conspiracy theories are right?

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Here's my non-comprehensive list of US theories

CTs proven true with time:
  • MKUltra. RIP Ted
  • US activity in Cambodia / Laos during Vietnam
  • Pearl Harbor being allowed to happen
  • Iran Contra (this one feels a little disingenuous since it was proven quickly but whatever)
Likely true:
  • Zimmerman telegram was bullshit
Official narrative is false:
  • Kennedy Assassination
  • 9/11
 
Just thinking about some of the ‘of course that won’t happen- stop being a conspiracy theorist! Stuff that’s happened very recently and gone from ‘crazy’ to ‘accepted’ in mere months or years.

>gay marriage won’t lead to kids being taught about anal sex in schools
> there won’t be compulsory covid jabs
>two weeks to flatten the curve
>no of course Alexa isnt listening to you
>of course covid wasn’t tinkered with in a lab.
>coof jabs stop you getting coof

Etc. what’s interesting about these is that it was very obvious they were true, and somehow the media has managed to make people go from scoffing at the to insisting ‘yeah we knew that and so what?’ Within months. Things like the shots being 100% effective and then mere months later we’ll no one ever said that they were …

If you’re talking about the big scale stuff then there’s a lot. Gulf of Tonkin, MK ultra, NSa spying on everyone , operations mockingbird, paper clip and condor , Northwood. COINTELPRO. Funding drug running, CIA funding the Dalai lama to oppose china.
 
All of them. If they sound too absurd to be the case, they're probably the case.
For example:
The CIA in fact had a wizard assassinate JFK, not some commie nigger patsy. The wizard had gravity magic, that explains the magic bullet. He could also duplicate, explaining the reports of multiple shots.
Boom, there you go. Just proved how JFK was not killed by a nigga, but a wizza(rd)

Really though, I mean half the time what are conspiracies end up true, it's hard to think of any that aren't just proven fact, arguably maybe Steven Paddock and the Vegas shooting, but anyone with two braincells can figure out there were multiple shooters (and an M240 was shooting, a machine gun which he most certainly didnt have)
 
All of them. If they sound too absurd to be the case, they're probably the case.
For example:
The CIA in fact had a wizard assassinate JFK, not some commie nigger patsy. The wizard had gravity magic, that explains the magic bullet. He could also duplicate, explaining the reports of multiple shots.
Boom, there you go. Just proved how JFK was not killed by a nigga, but a wizza(rd)

Really though, I mean half the time what are conspiracies end up true, it's hard to think of any that aren't just proven fact, arguably maybe Steven Paddock and the Vegas shooting, but anyone with two braincells can figure out there were multiple shooters (and an M240 was shooting, a machine gun which he most certainly didnt have)
The CIA also killed MLK jr.
 
Bush orchestrated 9/11 because he wanted Saddam's oil and his administration recruited 20 sand nigger hijackers, one of which was never intended to fly. United 93 hit it's intended target. The Pentagon was evacuated just prior to impact. Palestinians celebrated the death of many Jews present in the twin towers that morning.

The CIA also killed MLK jr.
Wife beating nigger deserved it.
 
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