Which Biblical character do you stan?

[Named User]

Inspired by this thread.

Who do you stan?

Do you have an (albeit sinful) OTP?

Are you an anti?

Please refrain from easy answers like Jesus, God, or Satan.

 

[Pruto]

Please refrain from easy answers like Jesus, God, or Satan.

Fuck you eat shit faggot
Jesus & Hitler OTP forever most kawaii men ever.

Uguu

 

[Named User]

Jesus & Hitler OTP forever most kawaii men ever.

Ugh, two Jews.

 

[tetraterezi]

job

 

[Breadbassket]

Paul the Apostle, as no other mortal man would do so much to influence the direction Christianity took after the death and resurrection of Christ as he did even if some things didn't go to plan.

 

[Named User]

Ooh, ooh! I'll go next!

My bias is Joseph—a fashionable, ladies' man, with a high IQ. Solving problems, turning down queens, envied by the top Jew. The embodiment of started from the bottom now we here. And doing it all with a coy innocence.

Your faves could never.

 

[glue eater]

Phinehas impaled a mixed race couple on a spear and was rewarded with priesthood for his family for all eternity. (Numbers 25:1–9) I stan.

 

[draggs]

Abraham the realest nigga of Ur

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

the ones with big pecs like the sexy lucifer statue that was too sexy

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

St. Joseph. It must have taken a lot to be the earthly father of our Blessed Lord and the husband of our Blessed Mother. In Catholicism, he lived a life of complete celibacy and devotion to God after he was told our Blessed Mother was pregnant with our Lord God's son. That is incredible. Whenever feminist retards start shitting on Christianity because it is oppressive to wimmins, he is immediately what I think of as a counterpoint.