Which apple is the best apple?

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Mine is currently Cosmic Crisp, but I'm always open to new flavors.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I'll check it out, but I don't know if my store has em. What's the prime season for apples anyway?

Typically fall, but most are available year round.

If you’ve never been apple picking though you should give it a try.

Apples are great right off the tree and it’s a fun day trip.

 

[DankSmoker]

Actually it just occurred to me, why not just eat a pomegranate? They are, like me, the superior fruit.

You like pomegranate because you shoveled dextromethorphan down your throat and it looks like that. Grapefruit is cool because people manage to injure themselves eating it.

 

[Pee Cola]

Pears are the niggers of the apple world, and anyone who'd unironically choose a pear over an apple should be on a list.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Pears are the niggers of the apple world, and anyone who'd unironically choose a pear over an apple should be on a list.

Pears are packed full of sugar to the point that if you're drinking a blended 100% fruit drink they use majority pear juice b/c cheap and lots of sugar.

 

[Betonhaus]

Pears are packed full of sugar to the point that if you're drinking a blended 100% fruit drink they use majority pear juice b/c cheap and lots of sugar.

so they're "Seasoning Apples"?

 

[Catler]

You like pomegranate because you shoveled dextromethorphan down your throat and it looks like that.

I actually like it because they're tasty and take patience to consume. A pomegranate is a relaxing food to eat, truly the thinking man's fruit.

A man who hasn't sat down on their porch, eating a pomegranate at 3am piece by piece while contemplating life is missing out.

 

[Betonhaus]

I actually like it because they're tasty and take patience to consume. A pomegranate is a relaxing food to eat, truly the thinking man's fruit.

A man who hasn't sat down on their porch, eating a pomegranate at 3am piece by piece while contemplating life is missing out.

fuck that, shove a whole bunch of seeds in your mouth, soft crush the squishy bits, and spit out the remains once you've separated off the flesh and juice

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I actually like it because they're tasty and take patience to consume. A pomegranate is a relaxing food to eat, truly the thinking man's fruit.

A man who hasn't sat down on their porch, eating a pomegranate at 3am piece by piece while contemplating life is missing out.

And anybody who buys the precut seeds is a faggot.

 

[Vampirella]

Typically fall, but most are available year round.

If you’ve never been apple picking though you should give it a try.

Apples are great right off the tree and it’s a fun day trip.

I once went cherry picking. I have never had cherries as good as those fresh ripe cherries picked off the tree.

 

[Brain Power]

Jazz apples! I liked Fuji apples before, but they did something to them and now they're not as tasty

 

[Fanatical Phrenologist]

Gala is the most consistent. Pink Lady and Honeycrisp have potential to achieve higher highs, but there's too much variance in quality to justify the 50% upcharge.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Surprised I haven't seen any love for McIntosh yet.
Again, you have to get a good one that's nice and crisp, otherwise it's just a mushy mess.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

You like pomegranate because you shoveled dextromethorphan down your throat and it looks like that. Grapefruit is cool because people manage to injure themselves eating it.

Grapefruit also interacts with many common medications for some reason.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Grapefruit also interacts with many common medications for some reason.

Benzos especially.

 

[DankSmoker]

Grapefruit also interacts with many common medications for some reason.

Benzos especially.

You have to be strong, both physically and mentally to eat grapefruit.