Where will you get a girlfriend?

[Crysocyan]

When will you meet them?

 

[Larkin N Likin]

I will get them in my van. I will meet them very soon.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Been trying to answer that question my whole life.

 

[Sithis]

When they least expect it

 

[TenMilesWide]

What do you mean, I thought I was supposed to get one here? Is this not a dating site?

 

[Kosher Dill]

The government will provide one, obviously.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I hear that concentration camps are the best place to find a girlfriend, so off to China I go

 

[Van Darkholme]

Why do you even want one?

 

[Xyluz]

Why do you even want one?

That is actually a very good question.

 

[Johnny Salami]

psych ward

 

[JethroTullamore]

The playground.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

What do you mean, I thought I was supposed to get one here? Is this not a dating site?

No, Josh was in the process of setting up Kiwi Farms' companion dating service, the Kiwi Karing Konnection (KKK) until the entire recent Twitter assault on the site, so it kind of sidetracked things.

Soon enough we'll be on our way to producing a new generation to watch and tend to the lolcow herd (all trannies banned via photo-recognition software).

 

[Pringles Can]

It has to be like pokemon right? You just throw whatever you find on the ground at some girl and they become yours right? That's how it works for me.

 

[Cats]

I exist near a college town so i usually get them from inside that place

 

[Grub]

I don't think my wife would be very happy if I found a girlfriend.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Across the river from Lumbridge Castle.

 

[Soycast Guy]

I think the preschool down the street has some pretty cute girls.

 

[YouDoNotHaveTheRight]

Graveyards have tons that are just dying to meet you.

 

[Wizardly Intentions]

Work probably. I live in a college town so theres a lot to pick from.

 

[Scavenger]

When I don't take my meds