Where will we go to when we die? - Eventually everyone we know and love are going to die eventually.

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Day Drinking
You'll go to the great kiwi in the sky. But I hope you paid for ethereal VPN, other wise you will be attacked by the horned tranny devils who will accost you until you've gone mad and you're soul is consumed like a freshly snipped foreskin.
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You'll go to the great kiwi in the sky. But I hope you paid for ethereal VPN, other wise you will be attacked by the horned tranny devils who will accost you until you've gone mad and you're soul is consumed like a freshly snipped foreskin.
 
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Where were you before you were born?

My afterlife looks like the Dog Party in Go Dog Go.
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Day Drinking said:
You'll go to the great kiwi in the sky. But I hope you paid for ethereal VPN, other wise you will be attacked by the horned tranny devils who will accost you until you've gone mad and you're soul is consumed like a freshly snipped foreskin.
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When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the sneedest
When I lay me down to die
Goin' up to the kiwi in the sky
Goin' up to the kiwi in the sky (kiwi in the sky)
That's where I'm gonna go when I die (when I die)
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the sneedest
Prepare yourself
You know it's a must
Gotta have a friend in Nuuuh-ull
So you know that when you die
Jewsh's gonna recommend you
To the kiwi in the sky (kiwi in the sky)
Oh Jewsh'll recommend you to the kiwi in the sky
That's where you're gonna go when you die (when you die)
When you die and they lay you to rest
You're gonna go to the place that's the sneedest
Never been a pooner, I never trooned
I got a friend in Nuuuh-ull
So you know that when I die
Jewsh's gonna set me up
With the kiwi in the sky
Oh set me up with the kiwi in the sky (kiwi in the sky)
That's where I'm gonna go when I die (when I die)
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the sneedest
Go to the place that's the sneedest
 
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Regardless of faith, if you post on KiwiFarms you're probably going to hell.

See you there, brother!
 
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