I was at the Sneedville Junction guard tower when I saw the signal fires lit. I knew it was only a matter of time before it would all come crashing and I was ready for it.
War hasn't been declared. It never will be. As much as idiots bloop-post now, can you imagine the puffiness if war were actually called into action? There are many more idiots these days who can't help but write stupid edgy shit that endangers everything.
i have been preparing for this moment my whole life, countelsss hours watchinng akido videos on youtube to perfect my homo slaying skills i have become something more than human a weapon of total troon death a personafication of internet rage that will consume every faggot ass nigga dares to oppose the supreme will of our dear leader all trannies shall fell under my masculine wrath i will perosnally buttfuck every single one of them mothercuking reddit users tumblr writing faggots until all are nothing but digital dust
I was in chat. After I said something about wanting to be a dictator or whatever, he popped in and said "Total retard war", didn't elaborate, and left.