Where should someone commit suicide for maximum attention seeking?

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If you were a Kamiaze Muslim terrorist where would you like to fulfill your mission? New York Subway? Done that poor news coverage. City street? better which city which street? What sort of bomb would you use? What sort of shrapnel? Who would you like to help send to 27 virgins with you?
 
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Find a bridge and take a jump. Just make sure you do it right the first time, 'cos nothing's worse than a suicide chump.
 
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Best one i ever heard is to jump from a bridge with a bungee cord but with a thirty-foot piano wire tied around your neck so it slices your head off as you fall.

But the trick is that while you're set up and getting ready to jump, you superglue your hands to the sides of your head, so that you bounce and hang from the bungee cord holding your head in your hands for all to see!
 
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Skydive into the superbowl while the half time show is on, everyone will be confused and think it's part of the act. Then before anyone knows what is happening or has noticed the plane/helicopter you jumped from is crashing explode your bomb vest on stage.
 
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Carefully write up and drop a ransom letter to your most loved one in a public mail box after the last pickup of the day. Drive home. Walk along the road for several miles before turning off into the woods. Slit your throat deep inside them. By the time they find you, hopefully you will have been eaten, and the fingerprints on the knife will have degraded. Leave your phone at home during all of this. Works best in a small town near gamelands.
 
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