Where is Jesus’s foreskin?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

My cat likes to play with casually discarded foreskin

 

[The Backwards Man]

It was eaten by one of gods chosen after his crucifixion 2000 years ago.

 

[MrTroll]

It's company property and went back to heaven with him.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

I've mixed it with Retin-A, Moisturizer, and unicorn tears to keep me looking like I'm a 20-year-old baddie forever.

 

[Safir]

Resurrection restores a creature to full hit points, so it's back on his dick.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Well according to official Catholic Dogma Saturn's Rings are his foreskin.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

"The Jews hate him!"
"One simple trick to growing back your foreskin and being known as the lamb!"