Where is Ellen Page?

[lolcow yoghurt]

Does anyone remember Ellen Page? The short and cute lesbo actress from Canuckistan? I remember seeing her in a film and falling in love with her.

 

[My Name is Mud]

 

[56 others]

She got scanned into the game Two Souls naked and David Cage refuses to let her back out

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

You’re in love with a dude
welcome to Fagsville , population you

 

[Uncle Sid]

You’re in love with a dude
welcome to Fagsville , population you

Surely he can't be the only resident of Fagsville.

 

[Dysnomia]

She trooned out and now is silently fading into obscurity. Also she has fake pecs.

 

[Positron]

Dead.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Turns out she just played Ellen Page in every movie she was in, so when she stopped being Ellen Page she was left with nothing.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

she transformed into a meme

 

[Smug]

Bart Simpson monkey paw "I want to see Ellen Page's tits", more or less.

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

she transformed into a meme

The decision to go from 'relatively pretty woman' to 'manlet who could get mogged by a middle-schooler' is uh... an interesting choice.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

The decision to go from 'relatively pretty woman' to 'manlet who could get mogged by a middle-schooler' is uh... an interesting choice.

honestly as somebody who aspires to be as retarded as possible every day of my life just to make people laugh, I cannot help but respect the dedication

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Dead.

Not yet, but soon enough.

Considering she's been in whatever the Canadian version of Hollywood is since she was a little girl in Trailer Park Boys I'm sure she's been molested by at least 10 executives by now.

Her going lesbo and theb trooning out was pretty much inevitable.

RIP. She was likeable as an actress.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

She's method acting now. She's playing a character named Elliot in the upcoming film, Clown World: The Movie. She's taking the role so seriously that she never breaks character, even in private.

 

[Milkis]

Considering she's been in whatever the Canadian version of Hollywood is since she was a little girl in Trailer Park Boys I'm sure she's been molested by at least 10 executives by now.

We're fighting if you're accusing Ricky and Bubbles of being chomos

 

[wholetthegodsout]

Cute girl next door. I certainly had a crush on her in the Juno era

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

You should ask her brother Elliot Page, he's been getting tons of publicity for some reason

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

glbohomo killed her. she was so cute and now she is a literal walking meme. by krishna i hate globohomo so much.

 

[Broseph]

she transformed into a meme

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She looks like a 40 year old man trying to pass as a 12 year old boy.

 

[Saint Agustin]

She still does her character in Umbrella Academy.

Hit and miss show..last season was meh.