Where do moustaches come from?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I've seen some people who have them but I can't seem to find them in any store. Where do they get them?

 

[Achtung Bitter]

It’s not that simple, you can’t purchase them. The trick is to get yourself the inferior sex assigned at birth. You can also try trooning out.

 

[卐卐卐]

collagen

 

[Rozzy]

Spoiler: Katy Perry

 

[AnneRipper1010]

Your upper lip

 

[rel=alternate]

It's the hormones. Something to do with the menopause. Just wait until you're 40.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Pooner, eh?

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Sam Elliott's moustache decides who else gets to have one.