Where do mailmen rank on the glow scale?

[SandyCat]

They work for the goverment so they must have some level of glow

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Very low.

The more federal a person or organization is the worse it is, and mailmen are about as local as you can considering that they visit you at your house every single day. Also there's some positive association since if you buy something you're really looking forward to the mailman is the one who brings it to you.

So mailmen definitely lack notable luminescence.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Agreed with low. Your local mailman will tip you the wink when the black vans are around.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

they know you're ordering dildos but do not care

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Don't listen to them, mailmen are the highest level of glow. Everything has to pass through them and they're constantly interacting with your personal information.

 

[Byte Doctor]

Very low for mailmen. I think most mailmen just deliver your mail and that's about it. Now, if they read your mail then that is some pretty glowie activity right there.

 

[Kerr Avon]

Laziest niggers of the glowing bunch.

It's really funny hearing them bitch and moan about DeJoy

 

[DankSmoker]

The mailmen fear the dog.

 

[millais]

Maybe a distinction should be drawn between mailmen on the delivery routes and the postal workers in the post offices and sorting centers.

The ones in the post offices are supposedly bad about stealing checks from mail and that's definitely the stage where mail gets lost. And service is very bad in lots of post offices.

Postmasters definitely glow. It's high up enough in the pay scale that they can collect a six figure income and pension just by clocking in and doing nothing for enough years.

 

[Boss Hawg]

I would say the Postal Service is one of the only truly important entities of the Federal government. Mailmen themselves don't glow but maybe higher up the managerial caste, there are some glowies.

 

[SNU]

I was radicalized by the postal service and groomed into committing horrible acts

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

Normal postal worker: low.

Going Postal postal worker? Probably a bit higher.

 

[Lokenstien]

My local mailman kept a box of treats in his car to give to every dog he saw on his route. I would expect a glownigger to shoot any dog on sight just for the fun of it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Are there any other known glowies who wear uniform shorts? It doesn't seem likely that the mail carrier who walks through your neighborhood five days a week would be a high-value recruitment target.

 

[DankSmoker]

Are there any other known glowies who wear uniform shorts? It doesn't seem likely that the mail carrier who walks through your neighborhood five days a week would be a high-value recruitment target.

The shorts and goofy hats are there to disarm you while they case the joint and plant bugs.

 

[Bogliacci]

Do not fuck with the post office or they'll sic the post commandos on your ass