Where do mailmen rank on the glow scale?

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The mailmen fear the dog.
Very low.

The more federal a person or organization is the worse it is, and mailmen are about as local as you can considering that they visit you at your house every single day. Also there's some positive association since if you buy something you're really looking forward to the mailman is the one who brings it to you.

So mailmen definitely lack notable luminescence.
 
Don't listen to them, mailmen are the highest level of glow. Everything has to pass through them and they're constantly interacting with your personal information.
 
Very low for mailmen. I think most mailmen just deliver your mail and that's about it. Now, if they read your mail then that is some pretty glowie activity right there.
 
Laziest niggers of the glowing bunch.

It's really funny hearing them bitch and moan about DeJoy :story:
 
Maybe a distinction should be drawn between mailmen on the delivery routes and the postal workers in the post offices and sorting centers.

The ones in the post offices are supposedly bad about stealing checks from mail and that's definitely the stage where mail gets lost. And service is very bad in lots of post offices.

Postmasters definitely glow. It's high up enough in the pay scale that they can collect a six figure income and pension just by clocking in and doing nothing for enough years.
 
My local mailman kept a box of treats in his car to give to every dog he saw on his route. I would expect a glownigger to shoot any dog on sight just for the fun of it.
 
Are there any other known glowies who wear uniform shorts? It doesn't seem likely that the mail carrier who walks through your neighborhood five days a week would be a high-value recruitment target.
 
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