Where do I get boneless cheese?

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Is that cheese boneless? Ma’am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli cheese. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the cheese of several vintages, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy dairy obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this mozzarella monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of parmesan is more than cheese. It is a physical declaration of mankind’s contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.
 
given your negroid nature, you know, wink wink nudge nudge
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