Where do I find a badass dad?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'd prefer he be single, but am aware badass dads aren't like normal dads.

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

He's out there on the highway of life...

...if you listen close you can hear the wind a-singin' his song.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Route 66 on the off ramp, formerly Chuck's.

 

[Florence]

Kamurocho.

 

[Red Hood]

As someone with a purportedly badass father figure, they're overrated. Be the badass dad you need.

Be your own dad.

 

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Join the Liminal Order, Jack Murphy will tell you everything about it.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

I highly recommend this book written by one of the most badass dads in the game.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Well that depends, can you post pics of your mom?

 

[Usb2200a]

Maybe you and Ethan Ralph can join forces on your quest. Neck yourself.

 

[Retink]

Go on a father quest to find a son free Dad, then listen to everything they say religiously. Some good choices are Jim, Jordan Peterson, The Glorious Null Father who shall be praised, or Hitler.

 

[MadStan]

Only lost people need to be found.

How the fuck did you get lost in the first place is the question you'll need to answer.

 

[Pringles Can]

You gotta go to the local Applebee's, and find the dad who is sitting at the bar drinking. If you approach him and he wants to fight to prove he is the bigger man then you have found your badass.

 

[Pangolin]

Maybe the real badass dad was in our ass the whole time...

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

This thread has helped me realize something. I already have a badass dad. I do not need to search for a girlfriend-free dad of the badass variety.

 

[Lucky Jim]

Look, dude, no badass would lay with your mother