Where do babies come from? - Mom and dad won't tell me

[Penis Drager]

We were all babies once. And one day we'll all be mommies or daddies. But how does the process work? I can't figure out where the babies that make men and women into mommies and daddies come from?

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

>one day we'll all be mommy or daddies

 

[Furret]

Babies come from your mom. I've had sex with her so many times that she's given birth to 8 billion people.

 

[Penis Drager]

Babies come from your mom. I've had sex with her so many times that she's given birth to 8 billion people.

What the fuck does sex have to do with babies?

 

[Furret]

What the fuck does sex have to do with babies?

Good question.

 

[Bad Gateway]

From God

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

You see when you get old enough a part of you splits off and becomes a living creature. It’s called cellular mitosis.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

The stork.

 

[Da Capo]

Greenland.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

penis goes in vegana

 

[Vingle]

The cabbage field.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

At some point you grow an innate understanding that dying is gay, so you dublicate yourself into a small version of you that people call baby.

 

[shadyreapers_]

le bird brings le baby

 

[Ventrue]

The milk aisle at the grocery store, its in the very back. Thats why babies feed on milk.

 

[TheNazgulKing]

The stork.

He flies through the air till he finds your house. Then he taps at the window and when your Mom opens it, he fucks her. And that's where babies come from.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots