When your friend dies...

[OrionBalls]

Is it because you are only friends with Octogenarians? Or do you associate with addicts? Or is it simply a random fluke?

 

[DankSmoker]

In my case asthma attack, but I'm sure he was on drugs as well.

 

[SNU]

I think I give off radiation or something. Most of my friends and family have been diagnosed with cancer. All of them decades younger than the average age of diagnosis.

 

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Both.