When will people get over capeshit?

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Nig Kang Theory

Nig Kang Theory

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Comic book movies are always too toxic or too woke, so why doesn't everyone just stop fucking buying tickets? They are clogging up the theaters constantly and it's annoying as fuck. What say you, my fellow Funko Pop enthusiasts?
 
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Consooming capeshit is vicarious masculinity. It will stop being popular when those who obsess over it stop being low-T cucks. So probably not within our lifetimes.
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A bunch of people have been telling me that capeshit is already on the way out. To be honest, I was skeptical too, but with just about every capeshit movie after Endgame bombing hilariously and Eternals seeming to be a total non-starter, I'm beginning to agree that maybe its finally going dormant for at least a few years.
 
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Never. 90% of people under sixty are permanently stalled in childhood, with the exact same interests they had at age 9- Video games, cartoons, Harry Potter, Pokemon, Transformers, Star Wars, and Superhero shit. As long as Disney, Sony, Netflix, etc keep farting out merch, movies, and TV series', dutiful consoomers will keep buying it, forever.

In a decade or two, they'll be selling licensed, Spiderman, MLP and Pokemon-themed colostomy bags, walking-frames and tombstones.
 
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Resurrect Joel Schumacher, tell him he’s been brought back for one last job and have him direct the next Marvel movie. Give it the Batman and Robin treatment
 
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