When should I take a Shower?

[Bubbly Sink]

I have not showered in 3 days. I have been putting gold bond on my dick area and other areas but the smell is musky. When should I take a shower?

 

[glass_houses]

Now, you manky bastard.

 

[Bubbly Sink]

Now, you manky bastard.

No.

 

[Omnium Ultimatus]

The optimal rate per-week is two times. 7 days/2 = 3.5 days = 84 hours. So, once every 84 hours, or in your case an hour from now.

 

[byuu]

Never. Showers are an evil invention pushed by feminazis who can't stand a real man's gamer smell.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

When I come over. We'll save water and save the earth that way.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Actually, when you can't keep your own smell.
Anyway, the smegma in your dick is fucking disgusting, hopefully you don't have GF, BF or a tranny slave.

 

[Bubbly Sink]

Actually, when you can't keep your own smell.
Anyway, the smegma in your dick is fucking disgusting, hopefully you don't have GF, BF or a tranny slave.

I clean my dick stupid faggot, i'm not that gross
my GF likes the musk anyway

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

shower now you stinky homo

 

[Bubbly Sink]

shower now you stinky homo

Polite decline

 

[Slimy Time]

I clean my dick stupid faggot, i'm not that gross
my GF likes the musk anyway

"My GF likes the musk"
Your hand doesn't count OP.

 

[Big Guy]

It doesn't really matter, you'll still be an unlikable retarded faggot either way.

 

[draggs]

Wait until you start getting skin diseases that havent been seen in a hundred years because of modern hygiene and sanitation

 

[Pendinelli]

I think once every odd day. On the even day you clean yourself piece by piece.
Although this only works if you have a Bidet.

 

[Jack O'Lantern]

Optimally every day. I would even accept every two days so long as you wash your dick before sexual activity. Going as long as you do without washing is gross though. I hope your girlfriend enjoys picking smegma out of her teeth.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Wash yo ass!

 

[JethroTullamore]

It depends on how much work you’re doing, I mean if you aren’t really leaving the basement home much or doing any physical work, maybe once a month just to be sure?

 

[Furret]

Now.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

One week ago.

 

[Bad Gateway]

Your lady says my BO just smells like perfume