WHEN I WAS YOUNG I HAD A DOG...

[Power Ranger Monster]

IT WAS THE PERFECT PET
BUT THEN ONE DAY IT WENT RAVING MAD
WE HAD TO CALL THE VET
THE ANGRY DOG IT BIT THE VET AND WE TOOK THE DOG BACK HOME
WE PUT THE DOG IN A DUMPSTER SO HE'D LEAVE US ALL ALONE

WHO LET THE DOG OUT OF THE DUMPSTER?
WHO LET THE DOG OUT OF THE DUMPSTER?
WHO LET THE DOG OUT OF THE DUMPSTER?
WHO LET THE DOG OUT OF THE DUMPSTER?

THE DOG'S GOOD SPIRIT CAME BACK IN THE FORM OF A GHOST
WE MAY NAME HIM CUJO, WE LIVED IN FEAR, HE TORMENTED ME THE MOST
WE LOOKED UP IN THE TELEPHONE BOOK A GHOST-CATCHING DOG CATCHER
HE ZAPPED THE DOG, HE FELL RIGHT DOWN, THEY CARRIED HIM OUT IN A STRETCHER

KICK IT!
WHO LET THE DOG OUT OF THE DUMPSTER?
WHO LET THE DOG OUT OF THE DUMPSTER?
WHO LET THE DOG OUT OF THE DUMPSTER?
WHO LET THE DOG OUT OF THE DUMPSTER?
WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Cup Noodle]

My first dog was black. I named him blackie. Hits different now. My father would have probably just named him nigger though.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

shut up, faggot.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

But did you eat it?