What's your sex technique?

[Gorgar]

title

 

[Butterschmalz]

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

For me, it's all about the butter.

 

[Blouie]

I usually try to show as little emotion as possible.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Looking at your fine choice of avatar until I finish, sir. Very well crafted. Very tasteful.

 

[misterduckford]

Preceding the event, a distinct lack of hygiene and exercise. For foreplay, there is only me furiously edging to hydraulic press videos. For the main event, there is a delightful mofongo relleno con sangria.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

Side-special & forward-aerial

 

[Kier]

just turn on CBAT and let it go from there

 

[Pimpleking55]

The bucking bronco, which is having a epileptic seizure while being straddled in the cowgirl position by my girlfriend. Satisfaction guaranteed.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Fursuits.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Not having any.

 

[SevenEightNine]

Lights off, tops on, no talking.

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

I just keep yanking it until I'm done.

 

[winterfag]

96

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Rohypnol or chloroform, depending on the setting.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

When the river runs red I take the dirt road.

 

[misterduckford]

The bucking bronco, which is having a epileptic seizure while being straddled in the cowgirl position by my girlfriend. Satisfaction guaranteed.

You're forgetting that you have to tell her about a slew of degenerate affairs you've been having (bonus points if you can include her sister or mother in the story); then you hold onto that beast for dear life. Godspeed.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Shoot her a PM and hope for the best

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

1. Ask wife if she wants to do sex tonight
2. Do sex tonight

 

[Cloacan]

Everyone raves about KY jelly, but I find that oxberry preserves work even better.