What’s your favourite euphemism for pooping?

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I used to get in a lot of trouble for proclaiming ‘just gonna drop the Cosby kids off at the pool’ whenever I’d go shit at work

 

[DumbDude43]

"putting an obama in the white house"

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

I'm about to help keep plumbers in business

 

[Pipe Reamer]

Blasting a chunk monster out

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Indian migration

 

[Judge Holden]

taking a nigger

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I'd just be repeating you, kids at the pool is a classic.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I say I’m making breakfast/lunch/dinner.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Releasing the demon

 

[Chongqing]

Taking the Browns to the Superbowl (from 90dayfiance this season).

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

pitch a loaf

 

[BikeLock]

Bomb Pearl Harbor

 

[Pee Cola]

Choke a darkie

 

[I'm Retarded?]

slightly unrelated but whenever I go wee-wee I tell people I'm going to empty my bloated sack of piss

 

[Tablet County]

I'm boutta blast a dookie

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

"Chucking Huxtables" is a deeper reference to the Cosby/shit vernacular but most young people these days don't get the joke.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's funny how "moved his bowels" sounds normal, but "opened his bowels" is disquieting. Sometimes I use that one for my own amusement.

I think it's just the older of the two euphemisms, possibly a bit British.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

"Pinching a loaf" has always been my favorite, but "making brown" and "leaving load" always make me chuckle because reference.

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

I'm off for an Eartha Kitt... Good old Eartha!

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

"Freeing the slaves."