what's your favorite TCAP quote

[malleusmaleficarum]

?

 

[I am vomit]

"I didn't do anything yet"

 

[Open Window Maniac]

"U WANT TO DO IT RAW"

 

[SandyCat]

"I know who you are Chris Hansen but see I call you Chris Handsome"

 

[Red Hood]

My top 3:

"Am I gonna be o-o-orrested?" "Oh cwap."

"These are home baked." "Cute though, built good."

"I THAWT YOU HAD BLAWNDE HAIR" Basically everything Lorne says is a meme.

Also summoning @Lorne Armstrong

 

[Retink]

I'll borrow a line from Madtv "Oh... oh shit... Don't worry Chris baby, your secret is safe with me."

 

[Hojicha]

nobody said it yet????

"Oh cawd"

And anything that comes out of Chuck Harding's mouth is so surreal to me.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

"That would be cleanest best pleasure"

"IT'S A QUESTION!"

"TWO WORDS FOR YOU - ROLEPLAYING CHATROOM!"

"I don do zissa thing!"

And of course "you know what, I don't want this cookie anymore, I just want to get to the beach" and

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Tawp 3? But there are so many!

“Is Ms Vagina thinking about Mr Penis? What is she thinking?” What’s up with that?

“FATHER/SON!”

“Jim Rauch…R-A-U-C-H.

"U WANT TO DO IT RAW"

Raw? What’s that?

 

[JamusActimus]

/with a pajeet voice/

I am pretty predator sir

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Everything Lorne has ever said, but for some reason I can’t get over Lorne telling the KBI guy ‘I operate a lull’ when asked about his job. I don’t know why this is funny to me, he’s just such an asshole.
I’m on my first coffee so give me time to fire the old brain up.

 

[fuckers]

"is ms vagina thinking about mr penis?" - Lorne Armstrong

edit: Fudge, somebody already wrote that one. So let me write down some more featuring Jerry Griffitt

Chris: Who are you here to see?
Jerry: She's 22

and

"She said her name was 22" - Jerry Griffitt

 

[moseph.jartelli]

"I WAS JUST GETTiNG SOMETHUNG TO EAT"

 

[Saint Agustin]

pedo: '"That would be the cleanest, best pleasure."

Chad Hansen: "Having sex with a 13 y/o would be the cleanest best pleasure?!"

Pedo: *deadpan stare* "Yes, sir."

 

[Open Window Maniac]

"I like ya and I want ya. Now, we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way. The choice is yours."

 

[Obi Wan Kenobi]

CH Quoting: "If you are ready for sex I'll give it to you but I have erectile dysfunction, it wont get real hard"

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]