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Everyone has seen SpongeBob at some point so what’s your favorite line from the show? Bonus points if you can tie it into Kiwi Farms or a specific lolcow in some way.
What’s your favorite SpongeBob quote?
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This is really hard for me to answer, because I have an absurdly high amount of knowledge of Spongebob quotes from the old episodes that I watched countless times as a child. I still use Spongebob quotes on a near-daily basis.
So, I’m just gonna dump a TON of them here:
“I thought of something funnier than 24. You wanna know what it is? TWENTY-FIVE!”
“I got gloves… for my glove action figure!”
“Well, these claws ain’t just for attracting mates!”
“That was an OVAL! It has to be a CIRCLE!”
“Plankton. 1% evil, 99% hot gas.”
“My name’s… not… RICK!!!!!”
“He was jolly, and Santa-ish, and he had a big nose!
“They have it… my favourite… CANNED BREAD!”
“I’m doing it… I’m doing it… get some of these… get some of these… and… done. BREAK TIME!”
“Mmm… unbaked cookie dough.”
“I’m not a shopping list… I’m a GHOOOOST! It belonged to some guy who’s DEAD NOOOOWWW!”
“The dragon will destroy everything… everything in the valley… even Ye Olde Bowling Alley” … “NOT THE BOWLING ALLEY!”
“Empty your mind of everything you know, except fine dining… and breathing…”
“It took me three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!!!”
“It’s not just a boulder… it’s a rock! Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!”
“Cubed, sliced is fine”.
“You’re good… you’re good… you’re good…”
OK, after thinking about it for a while, this is PROBABLY my favourite Spongebob scene to quote, although it was very close:
“Hang in there, buddy. The chopper’s on the way…”
“Spongebob, my legs are frozen solid… you’ll have to cut them off with a saw.”
“I can’t do that Patrick… cos I already CUT OFF MY OWN ARMS!”
“ATTENTION CLIMBERS: The SAWS are on the way!”
So, I’m just gonna dump a TON of them here:
“I thought of something funnier than 24. You wanna know what it is? TWENTY-FIVE!”
“I got gloves… for my glove action figure!”
“Well, these claws ain’t just for attracting mates!”
“That was an OVAL! It has to be a CIRCLE!”
“Plankton. 1% evil, 99% hot gas.”
“My name’s… not… RICK!!!!!”
“He was jolly, and Santa-ish, and he had a big nose!
“They have it… my favourite… CANNED BREAD!”
“I’m doing it… I’m doing it… get some of these… get some of these… and… done. BREAK TIME!”
“Mmm… unbaked cookie dough.”
“I’m not a shopping list… I’m a GHOOOOST! It belonged to some guy who’s DEAD NOOOOWWW!”
“The dragon will destroy everything… everything in the valley… even Ye Olde Bowling Alley” … “NOT THE BOWLING ALLEY!”
“Empty your mind of everything you know, except fine dining… and breathing…”
“It took me three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!!!”
“It’s not just a boulder… it’s a rock! Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!”
“Cubed, sliced is fine”.
“You’re good… you’re good… you’re good…”
OK, after thinking about it for a while, this is PROBABLY my favourite Spongebob scene to quote, although it was very close:
“Hang in there, buddy. The chopper’s on the way…”
“Spongebob, my legs are frozen solid… you’ll have to cut them off with a saw.”
“I can’t do that Patrick… cos I already CUT OFF MY OWN ARMS!”
“ATTENTION CLIMBERS: The SAWS are on the way!”
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NGL, that's probably one of the best episodes.
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