What's your favorite haiku?

[Gorgar]

title

 

[Just A Butt]

threads are hard to make
why not just say "title", eh?
i am the best butt

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

nigger nigger nig
nigger nigger nigger nig
nigger nigger nig​

 

[Epic Fail Man]

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

When you rub your dick,

you might find a discharge that

winds up on the floor

 

[Free Dick Pills]

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

Phil is such a douche
Like, holy shit, what a douche
Again, he's a douche

 

[Milkis]

泣く涙
雨と降らなむ
渡り河

水まさりなば
かへり来るがに​

https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%B0%8F%E9%87%8E%E7%AF%81

 

[Chongqing]

gone without a nest
a bird can call the world home
life is your career

 

[Idiot Asshole]

I'm Andy Warski
And I hate me some niggers
Fourteen eighty eight

 

[User names must be unique]

Man from Nantucket
humorous event occur
conclusion: fuck it.

 

[JethroTullamore]

What the fuck is a haiku?

 

[Underperforming]

Roses are red, violets are blue.
Ur mom is gay and so are you.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

What is love, baby
Don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no
More. NO BOTTOM TEXT

 

[Realistic Elephant]

July of twenty-one
The Farms await the harvest
Chris Chan rapes his mom

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Byuu emails Null
Shortly dances in noose
Fake as hell

 

[Internet Explorer]

The pickle slides in.
Eyes roll with senility.
True and honest love.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

the first line is five
the second line is seven
the last is five too

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

The sun is a light
A light you swallow inside
Then you glow and burn

 

[Gorgar]

Byuu emails Null
Shortly dances in noose
Fake as hell

Did you read the top?
It said what’s your best haiku
it’s just 5 7 5.