What's your favorite cryptid?

[Zorgulon]

Mine is the Yeti.

 

[Laburnum]

The nightmarish Forest Strider.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Liz Dong Gone

 

[Endless Torment]

Mothman

 

[Brubby Two]

I have a trained response to the Flatwoods monster because I fucked up the romani ranch mask quests repeatedly as a kid

 

[souschef]

YETI CHADS RISE UP

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

I'm partial to the Jersey Devil because of how goofy it looks

 

[Lip Glossary]

Definitely the Yara ma yha who, which is the legendary outback vampire of boong lore.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Yeti and Mothman and the Lizard man.... Wendigos are overrated but great for character designs

 

[Karl Hungus]

For me, the choice is clear.

It’s the legendary, often imitated but never duplicated…



Florida Man.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

The squonk. It's impossible to catch because it'll literally melt itself into a puddle of tears.
Its signature noise is sniffling or crying because it knows how ugly it is. I'm not kidding.

It lives in the hemlock forest of Pennsylvania and is about the size of a cat. It was first allegedly reported by woodcutters/loggers.

 

[peachlover669]

The nightmarish Forest Strider.

i have no clue what your talking about but in trying to find out i found out about the californian cactus cat cryptid and this is my new favorite cryptid

 

[SandyCat]

El Chupacabra

 

[Tablet County]

The squonk. It's impossible to catch because it'll literally melt itself into a puddle of tears.
Its signature noise is sniffling or crying because it knows how ugly it is. I'm not kidding.
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It lives in the hemlock forest of Pennsylvania and is about the size of a cat. It was first allegedly reported by woodcutters/loggers.

It's so cool it even has a Genesis song. From that cool era post-Peter Gabriel but pre-Phil Collins' faggotry.

 

[OrionBalls]

Charlie No-Face isn't a cryptid, because he actually existed. But the kids still say they see him by the (one of many) bridge.
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For me, the choice is clear.

It’s the legendary, often imitated but never duplicated…

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Florida Man.

Don't forget the quintessential Florida Woman:
Crystal Methany.

 

[A-Stump]

A black man with a job

 

[shadyreapers_]

 

[Rock hard as a Flintstone]

The uncouth but relatable black guy sidekick from old buddy cop movies.

 

[Laburnum]

i have no clue what your talking about but in trying to find out i found out about the californian cactus cat cryptid and this is my new favorite cryptid
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Also known as the Strider or the Stiltwalker:


Behold, do you not tremble in terror?

 

[Sperghetti]

The squonk. It's impossible to catch because it'll literally melt itself into a puddle of tears.
Its signature noise is sniffling or crying because it knows how ugly it is. I'm not kidding.
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It lives in the hemlock forest of Pennsylvania and is about the size of a cat. It was first allegedly reported by woodcutters/loggers.

Best part of the Squonk is that the logging camp stories from which it originates were often just stuff the loggers made up for fun and to mess with each other.

The Squonk is basically an early 20th century shitpost.