What’s your favorite bumwine?

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I've never had thunderbird but I heard it turns your mouth black. That's a sign of quality right there. Plus it was designed specifically to be sold to hobos on skid row and the guy who made it would hand out free samples to alcoholics and recently released convicts, so even if it isn't as good as mad dog, it's definitely the bummest of bum wines.
 
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Bigpapapump said:
View attachment 3205573what's the word, Thunderbird! What's the price, 30 twice!
(That's $0.60, not $60, but that commercial was old) oh, this shit will also turn your tongue black if you drink a bit too much)
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I heard they changed T-Bird’s formula. I drank a ton of T-Bird back in High School and well into my 20s. I preferred it to Night Train which I think has also been discontinued, and Wild Irish Rose. I even preferred it to M-D 20/20 RedGrapeWine which I’d rank #2 as far as my opinions on bumwine go. The worst for me was M-D 20/20 Banana Red. Absolutely hated that shit. Drank it whenever offered, but hated it.

I talked to an old friend from back in school recently and he brought T-Bird up, and that got me nostalgic. Back when gas was $0.99 a gallon and a Whopper cost the same. Back when a pack of Luckies unfiltered was 8 quarters in the cigarette machine at the grocery store and a bottle of T-Bird or Night Train was the same price. I guess I was too drunk to realize how good I had it back then. I wish I was back there now.
 
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Bigpapapump said:
View attachment 3205573what's the word, Thunderbird! What's the price, 30 twice!
(That's $0.60, not $60, but that commercial was old) oh, this shit will also turn your tongue black if you drink a bit too much)
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I heard Thunderbird was invented by the US Government to thin the bum population is major cities in the latter half of the 20th century. I think it might actually be true, since the stuff smells like something you could run a plane on.

Lorne Armstrong said:
I heard they changed T-Bird’s formula. I drank a ton of T-Bird back in High School and well into my 20s. I preferred it to Night Train which I think has also been discontinued, and Wild Irish Rose. I even preferred it to M-D 20/20 RedGrapeWine which I’d rank #2 as far as my opinions on bumwine go. The worst for me was M-D 20/20 Banana Red. Absolutely hated that shit. Drank it whenever offered, but hated it.

I talked to an old friend from back in school recently and he brought T-Bird up, and that got me nostalgic. Back when gas was $0.99 a gallon and a Whopper cost the same. Back when a pack of Luckies unfiltered was 8 quarters in the cigarette machine at the grocery store and a bottle of T-Bird or Night Train was the same price. I guess I was too drunk to realize how good I had it back then. I wish I was back there now.
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How are you still alive?

Pissmaster said:
Inebriants of all types can be plugged up your ass. They'll enter your bloodstream faster and give a stronger effect.
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I can confirm this is 100% true from an anatomical and physiological standpoint. Buttblasting alcohol enema style was not an uncommon treatment for people in hospice in the terminal phase of alcoholic cirrhosis during the first 1/2 of the 20th century. It prevented acute alcohol withdrawal, which is very unpleasant and a bad way to die, in people who are terminal alcoholics. It was completely replaced by benzodiazepine treatment, and for people where that wasn't enough, IV ethanol starting in the later 1/2 of the 20th century.
 
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