What’s your biggest secret?

[Jimmy Pop]

An exclusive tell all

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

If I tell you then it won’t be a secret now would it

 

[Jimmy Pop]

If I tell you then it won’t be a secret now would it

A secret is still secret if you’re among friends
Mine is I don’t actually like salt and vinegar chips even though I get them from the vending machine sometimes

 

[stupid frog]

my secret is that i like salt and vinegar chips

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[A Useless Fish]

I can't get an erection anymore, unless I'm sawing someone head off.

I'm so glad things are returning back to normal. Luring people into an alley after they've had too much to drink is so much easier than trying to break into peoples' houses.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

That I am literally right behind you.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

I like women and hate faggots, trannies and niggers.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

The robin in my profile gif is actually my brother. Sorry to dissapoint D:

 

[JULAY]

I'm actually composed of 16 ferrets in a trenchcoat. Don't tell anyone, OK?

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

If I told ya I'd have to kill ya

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I don't like hot cheetos I like salt and vinegar chips.

 

[draggs]

I don't like salt and vinegar chips vinegar is gross

 

[Gangster Talk]

I lurk this site and spend half of my day reading and writing naughty words on the internet

 

[artilleryfroth]

I piss on people’s chips and call them “salt and vinegar flavour”.

 

[Shig O'nella]

My biggest secret isn't mine to tell.

 

[Isaac]

I am not a pedophile

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Sometimes when I write posts I wonder "Does it sound like I'm trying too hard? Maybe I should condense this bit here, but idk, will what I'm saying still make sense then?" and then I feel ashamed of myself because I realize I'm trying three times as hard to figure out how to sound like I'm not trying too hard than I would've if I just hit post.

 

[Some JERK]

My secret is that I already know the special "secret ingredient" that every brain dead bitch adds to her cooking. Bitch it's cinnamon. I can smell and taste that shit a mile away and it's awful. Cinnamon only makes maybe 3 things taste better, and two of those dishes have "cinnamon" right in their name.

Pls stop.

 

[Psychotron]

I'm not actually pretending to be retarded