What’s wrong with shoplifting?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

With Lego set and video game prices what they are does it really make sense to pay for these things anymore? Plus if really doesn’t hurt these big corporations anyway.

 

[Moths]

shoplifting when improperly executed can hurt your back and cause permanent damage to your spine.

Remember to always lift responsibly

 

[vomitusdeux]

I think it'd be funny to see you go to jail. Not for your sake, but for the police officers that have to deal with your molester smell. So I say shoplifting is a good thing.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Can't even afford anything in the bargain bin, huh?

 

[OrionBalls]

Why not just run up credit card debt and never pay it, thus necessitating a bankruptcy by 24? All the other white trash does it that way

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Nothing wrong with it. ALL of those big chain stores give boatloads of cash to Leftist causes.

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

I don't really think you are a shoplifter or a shit eater nor an homosexual, you just say these things because you want to shock people

 

[timewave0]

I dated a compulsive shoplifter for a while and it was a nightmare. She only stole from big chain stores but it still felt very trashy, especially considering that she had no need to steal the stuff in the first place. Avoid kleptohoes like the plague.

 

[Apochrypha]

If you steal from small businesses you're a nigger. But chain stores are fine I guess. If you're the kind of person who has little self control I wouldn't suggest doing it at all tbh. Those kind of people get greedy and get caught easily.

 

[DumbDude43]

video game prices

who the fuck shoplifts a video game lmao
go piratebay that shit

stealing is fundamentally wrong because you're taking something away from someone else, causing real material damage.
this does not apply to piracy. download a torrent client and go crazy.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

who the fuck shoplifts a video game lmao
go piratebay that shit

But I can’t pirate games on my Nintendo switch

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

The only problem with shoplifting is when you have to pull everything you stole out of your ass, and that 70inch plasma screen TV is a fucking bitch on the way out.

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

But I can’t pirate games on my Nintendo switch

you can literally emulate the switch perfect on pc, thus negating the need to shoplift.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

I have stolen children from their families before so I say nothing!

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

It's bad for your back. I prefer lifting smaller things like pebbles.

 

[Grub]

I don't really think you are a shoplifter or a shit eater nor an homosexual, you just say these things because you want to shock people

I think he's a college aged chemistry student or at least he was at one point. Because one day not too long after he first joined, he posted a thread asking about some term, I can't remember what it was now, that pretty much only a chemistry student would be asking about then quickly deleted the thread when he got the answer. I even dm'd him to ask him about it and he played it off as seeing if anyone on the farms was smart enough to answer it or some shit like that.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I think he's a college aged chemistry student or at least he was at one point. Because one day not too long after he first joined, he posted a thread asking about some term, I can't remember what it was now, that pretty much only a chemistry student would be asking about then quickly deleted the thread when he got the answer. I even dm'd him to ask him about it and he played it off as seeing if anyone on the farms was smart enough to answer it or some shit like that.

I’m a college chemistry professor

 

[Grub]

I’m a college chemistry professor

I was thinking more likely that creepy highschool chemistry teacher that molests everyone.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I was thinking more likely that creepy highschool chemistry teacher that molests everyone.

That would be completely false. I don’t teach highschool.

 

[Grub]

That would be completely false. I don’t teach highschool.

I actually wouldn't be too surprised if you really were some kind of professor or teacher though. Most of the ones I had were pretty fucked up.