What's wrong with me?

[Character from a movie]

Give me the correct answer

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

You're actually a character from a book.

 

[Idiotron]

You're on Kiwi Farms so you probably have autism.
You probably spend way too much time on the internet, that includes some weird porn searches.

I would also assume that your diet and lifestyle aren't the best.
You might also be addicted to some sort of substance, be it alcohol or another drug, illegal or pharmaceutical.
Those things are really holding you back, you need to seriously change your life.

How close am I?

 

[User names must be unique]

Lupus.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

You're alive

 

[Moths]

You have main character syndrome

You are not the main character

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

No GF?

 

[Chantal's Hijab]

Constipation.

 

[Dysnomia]

Nothing. You are the sole normal person on this website.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Good for nothing, bad in bed, nobody likes you you’re better off dead

Born defeated, died in vain, super destructive you were hooked on pain and though your music lingers on all of us are glad you’re gone