What's wrong with grooming children?

[Was]

For as long as I can remember, I've been brushing my teeth, Showering. I've shaved and trimmed on and off since I was 15 and one time I tried cutting my own to disasterous effects. That aside, isn't grooming something we all do normally? Everyone but the most weirdly autistic neet grooms. But every time I go online "This guy was grooming kids", "Dax Herrera groomed Mint, Faith and is actively grooming his own nephews." Etc etc.

So to not shit up another thread, I'll just just ask here: What's so wrong with grooming? What's wrong with keeping things and people clean? I groom myself all the time. My uncle groomed me since I was 11 years old. He taught me how to clean my genitals the right way by using another man's mouth. I don't get what the drama is?

 

[FuckedUp]

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

The epic downhill after the first paragraph.

 

[TenMilesWide]

Woulda honestly been funnier without the second paragraph.

Still got a sensible chuckle out of me.

 

[TFT-A9]

Pretty good. 8/10. Subtlety gets you a long way.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

If you don't groom your kid Biden will know when he sniffs them.

 

[George Orson Welles]

Well I know I'm going to Hell, just like most of everyone here for laughing at this, nice one man.

 

[Tim Buckley]

I bet this sick fuck brushes little boy teeth.

 

[Stardust]

@BoxerShorts47, what is your opinion?

 

[Revo]

Every single time.

 

[The Fool]

He's saying what we're all thinking

 

[byuu]

You're just making them more attractive to pedos if you keep the children clean, you sick fuck.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

The OP is like if you talked about how they had you in the first quarter during halftime, only for them to get you in the second half.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Good thread.

 

[BingBong]

That's very cool, OP. Good to know.

 

[Cyclonus]

Why the hell is brainwashing children into sucking your cock called "grooming" in the first place? What's the connection between that and hygiene?

EDIT: I just realised you could say the exact same thing about the word "brainwashing".

 

[Whatevermancer]

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Children are obnoxious and I would not fuck them.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Children are obnoxious and I would not fuck them.

I hope not!