What's the worst microwaveaggression you've gotten?

[Eddie Riggs]

Titleaggression

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

When the food is cold in the middle. Fuck Microwaves

 

[Catler]

When I turn my microwave on my airpods cut out randomly until it's done.

 

[The Cunting Death]

When I put the baby in the microwave and it comes out messy like wtf

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Some popcorn I was making got fucked up one time, burned and smelled awful. Had to open the windows to air it out.

 

[SandyCat]

Sometimes I want some hot ice so I put it in the microwave but the microwave just turns it into water

Who ever invented microwaves did a shitty job

 

[Catloaf]

BEEP BEEP BEEP

 

[rrtyui]

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[thyme]

I put frozen mixed veggies in a takeout plasticware after making sure the plasticware said 'MICROWAVE SAFE'
When I turned on the microwave it started making loud zapping laser sounds so I ripped the microwave door open as fast as I could
I'm still not sure what happened but the fear will never leave me #ptsd #trauma

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Someone once put my pet hamster on it.

Let's just say they won't pull such stunts ever again.

 

[vomitusdeux]

my papa used to aggressively microwave his fish. we would say "dear papa please stop you're making the mother ill with illness." and he'd say "ONLY A REAL MAN MICROWAVES HIS FISH" and then he'd make us eat it for crying about the smell.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Ku band

 

[Lady Bizness]

What the fuck is with instant oatmeal? Says right there on the packet; microwave instructions. But no matter what I do, what container I use, how much water, how little water, how little time...when I open the door all the liquid is outside the container.

 

[DankSmoker]

The asshole beeps at me when I dont clear the remaining time.

 

[Tom Myers]

THEY CALLED ME CRACKER

 

[Eusa]

get a lot of side eyes most people are fake enough to not let me know

 

[Die Oberste Direktive]

Heat pre-made hardboiled eggs in gas station microwaves for 2 minutes and let the next person to use the microwave have them to do your good deed for the day. Who doesn't love a free freshly warmed egg?

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

FUCK I FORGOT THE DOOR WAS OPEN AGAIN

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

spoon

 

[Rozzy]

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