What’s the scariest animal?

[Gorgar]

Title.

 

[RW 1995]

are insects/bugs animals? if so, mango worms

 

[Toolbox]

Lampreys.

These awful buggers just sink into the sides of other fish with their billion teeth and chew on them until they die.


I don't know that many worse fates.

 

[Wintersun]

Hippopotamus, hands down. Fuck these things.

 

[eDove]

Probably something in the ocean.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Elephants. They're the most bad ass land animal. Could wreck a grizzly bear, rhino or hippo with ease.

 

[Penis Drager]

Humans. Not only is it more likely for one to kill you than any other animal, some of them will do it in the most prolonged, painful ways possible just for shits and giggles.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Bears. I have nightmares about them all the time.

 

[Pringles Can]

Your Mom

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I second the "humans" option.
Parasites are nasty and make my skin crawl, but parasites aren't going to murder me and rape my loved ones.

 

[mister meaner]

Aussiefag here, while I'm not bothered by the fact that literally anything could kill me here, I'm pretty fucking paranoid about Blue Ring octopuses and Stonefish. Stonefish can just look like rocks in the water and on the beach, and if you stand on them you're in incredible pain and probably fucked. However, blue ring octopuses fuck around in the water and if you touch it you get paralyzed with no antivenom available, and you just have to wait out the paralysis with artificial respiration, otherwise you die. Just imagine lying in the sun unable to close your eyes as the sun burns into your retinas while your friends clumsily attempt to keep you breathing.

Also the abos are pretty bad here, they don't count as human compared to any other race so they're worth a mention. Luckily for us they don't have the capacity to anything but sit around most the time.

 

[Niggernerd]

Niggas

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Cookiecutter sharks

They are basically demonic version of seal lampreys, prey on orcas, well, that explains all.
Oh, they are also known to attack submarines

Spoiler: Warning : Gore

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Homo sapiens

(vote #3)

 

[JethroTullamore]

Raccoons, opposable thumbs means that they can work a gun, therefore scary.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Ligers

 

[Jason Wynn]

Bears. I have nightmares about them all the time.

This. Bears are fucking scary. Still don’t know what was going through Timothy Treadwell’s deranged little mind thinking he could be BFFs with them

 

[stares at error messages]

glowing nigger

 

[TheRetardKing]

The deep sea anglerfish. They have terrified people since that one scene in Finding Nemo.

 

[stares at error messages]

Your Mom

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