What’s the perfect gift for a capybara?

[Gorgar]

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[Pixy]

another capybara so it has a friend

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

A .22lr or pickaxe in it's brain.

Those things are terrifying.

 

[Sperghetti]

I assume they're just like big guinea pigs, so vegetables. Lots of vegetables.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

A whole pumpkin or watermelon

 

[Niggernerd]

A sun hat and a big plate they can eat from

 

[Cool Username]

A poodle

 

[Least Concern]

maybe some sunflower seeds or something idk

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

A painless death.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

A bathtub with ducks to fart in.

 

[User names must be unique]

some of those anti bird spike strips for it to wear down it's back.

 

[Gorgar]

A .22lr or pickaxe in it's brain.

Those things are terrifying.

You fool... you absolute dunce... did you come here to embarrass yourself?

 

[JethroTullamore]

A squirrel?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Pea flakes