What's the deal with eggs?

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

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[Shidoen]

They're delicious.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I dunno, I just think they're eggcellent.

 

[Vingle]

They are a cheap source of protein.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

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[Looney Troons]

Episode Title: The Egg

“What is the deal with eggs? Huh? You can crack ‘em, poach ‘em, scramble ‘em - some would even say you can eggsecute them!”

*insert laugh track which fades the scene into one depicting Jerry and George sitting at Monk’s Cafè, in mid-conversation. The Waitress enters the frame and quickly drops off the check. Jerry pushes the check toward George who awkward fumbles around with the ticket before pushing it back.*

“Hey Jerry… uh…. The well is running a bit dry at the House Castanza… Do you think you could help me out?”

“Eggscuse me, George?”

*pause. Insert egregious laugh track.*

 

[Skitarii]

They taste like armpit

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

They're a socially acceptable way to eat the unborn.

 

[Retink]

They're delicious, nutritious, and you can order prostitutes to eat bowls of them.

 

[Grinrow]

Your mum sucked my egg

 

[Mr. Bung]

It's a chicken's period (unless you happen to crack a fertilized one in which case it's an abortion) but it's also a super food. So eat up!

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

trannies will never have them

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

They're usually sold by the dozen but you can also buy 18! Or 6.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Your mum sucked my egg

Just the one? Or do you not have both?

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

They're usually sold by the dozen but you can also buy 18! Or 6.

You can't buy a single egg except in videogames. Ever think about that?

 

[Grinrow]

Just the one? Or do you not have both?

I lost my other one

 

[FinnSven]

Episode Title: The Egg

“What is the deal with eggs? Huh? You can crack ‘em, poach ‘em, scramble ‘em - some would even say you can eggsecute them!”

*insert laugh track which fades the scene into one depicting Jerry and George sitting at Monk’s Cafè, in mid-conversation. The Waitress enters the frame and quickly drops off the check. Jerry pushes the check toward George who awkward fumbles around with the ticket before pushing it back.*

“Hey Jerry… uh…. The well is running a bit dry at the House Castanza… Do you think you could help me out?”

“Eggscuse me, George?”

*pause. Insert egregious laugh track.*

I always like to believe that “Curb your enthusiasm” is a court ordered punishment on Larry David for crimes against television, in particular the horrific offense of “Seinfeld”.

Also, Larry David’s head looks like an egg.

You can't buy a single egg except in videogames. Ever think about that?

I beg to differ. One can buy a single hard boiled egg from a salad bar.

Also, scotch eggs are sold individually and they are a single egg, coated in sausagemeat and breadcrumb.

 

[Big News]

“What’s the deal with eggplants? I mean, they’re not eggs, they’re not plants!” —Leisure Suit Larry

 

[Ibisanzwe]

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

PUT TWELVE RAW EGGS IN A GLASS OF MILK, SLONK IT ALL. YOU WILL THANK ME LATER FOR THE BIG FOREARMS AND JUICY LEGS THAT YOU WILL OBTAIN AFTER DOING IT FOR SO LONG.