What's the Alien's Endgame?

[Jewthulhu]

Aliens use impossible technology to travel hundreds of thousands of lightyears away to Earth, and what do they do? They just fly around doing stunts and trolling random people with anal probes. What's their endgame here? Why don't the jews want us to know about them?

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

They've synthesized the best psychedelics in the Universe, man.

 

[Nogbertstein]

They are demons dude, so butt stuff probably.

 

[cybertoaster]

You wouldn't believe the amount of data you can get from anal probing a species, or so I been told.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Dogs sniff butts because butt odors give a lot of data about an individual. Aliens probe butts for the same reasons.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

I have a feeling, with their sick sky drifting moves, and anal probing, we are likely encountering alien teenagers taking the ship out for fun when their parents aren't around.

 

[L50LasPak]

If they really did make it all that distance, they're probably a level of intelligence far beyond ours and defy a lot of understanding we would consider conventional about the universe.

I'll plug this video again. I think its fictional, but it raises a lot of good points about why a government/NWO would want to keep aliens secret from the population without even getting into the nefarious ones.

 

[Cloacan]

Believe it or not, it doesn't end. Humanity ends, sure, but that doesn't mean you have to be a prick about it.

 

[Reticulan Joe]

 

[Dysnomia]

I have a feeling, with their sick sky drifting moves, and anal probing, we are likely encountering alien teenagers taking the ship out for fun when their parents aren't around.

There was an Outer Limits episode about that. I think the Earth ended up obliterated because the human soldiers killed a bunch of alien boy scouts on a fieldtrip. By the time one of the scientists realised that the alien they killed was a child it was too late because the parents saw it as openly hostile to their race.

 

[Polyboros2]

The Alien's goal was the total subjugation off the human race to harvest our soul energy for their own uses.


Now they are just reaping the rewards.

 

[Wormy]

"But how did you get here on Earth, I mean?"

"Oh! I got a lift from a 'Teaser"."

"A Teaser?"

"Yea, Teaser's are usually rich kids with nothing better to do, so they fly out to some planet that hasn't made interstellar contact yet, find some poor bloke that nobody is ever going to believe, then land and strut in front up and down of them making BEEP BEEP noises and wearing silly antennae on their head. Rather childish, really."

-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (radio play)