What's inside the mystery box?

[SandyCat]

 

[Maskull]

SandyCat’s droopy o-ring.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

WEED

 

[BanquetMegaBowl]

it could be anything, even a boat! You know how much we've wanted a boat!

 

[Cat tit bingo]

A cat and a container of poison connected to a Geiger counter that, if trippd by a decaying radioactive atom, will kill the cat.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

it's another mystery box. in fact it's boxes all the way down.

 

[XANA]

Kuzco, in flea form, inside another box.

You see, Yzma will turn Kuzco into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then she'll put that flea in a box, and then she'll put that box inside of another box, and then she'll mail that box to herself, and when it arrives... she'll smash it with a hammer!

It's brilliant, BRILLIANT!

 

[JethroTullamore]

Probably something from Bad Dragon.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Layne Staley

 

[Officer Eradicate]

a piece of shit

 

[mister meaner]

WEED

ITS NOT FUCKING WEED YOU PIECE OF SHIT STONER​

 

[glass_houses]

Probably something from Bad Dragon.

This without a doubt, given that OP is a furry.

 

[Finger Pistols]

My penis.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Layne Staley

 

[Gourmet Race]

Red t-shirt (✓)
Shitty headphones (✓)
4/5 star cap (✓)
Alexa, play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5xWgrxnoDA

Time to solve this mystery

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Pitbull puppy?

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

 

[Day Drinking]

I'm in the box baby. I'm in the box all night.

 

[A-Stump]

Exotic cum

 

[0ctober lust]

Lots of gay porn, viles of cum & a lot of sex toys. The box is bigger than it looks.