What’s in your pockets right now - And in which pocket

[A Gay Retard]

Back left: nothing
Back right: phone
Front left: wallet, gum wrapper, 1/4” stainless steel nut
Front right: nicotine pouches, two small washers
5th pocket: a quarter and a guitar pick

 

[Bob's Vagene]

A whole lot of fetuses.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

I currently do not have pockets

 

[Circular Square]

Shirt pocket: Hypercube
Right pocket: Mobius bagel
Left pocket: A 4th-dimensional fidget spinner

 

[The Taco Santo!]

This ring I found in a cave. I wonder if it's valuable.

 

[Skitarii]

Mom's spaghetti

 

[Willie B. Hardigan]

Something comical and unusual to have in my pocket.

 

[Gimmick Account]

• feels like just one belly hair in my navel
• foreskin seems empty
• hard to make out anything in my ass, kinda greasy if that counts

sorry OP, bad harvest today

 

[Lichen Bark]

A hole.

 

[TerrorCorpCEO]

Back left: an old receipt
Back right: nothing
Front left: gay weed pen
Front right: two quarters and some lint

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

String, or nothing.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Ya mums phone number scribbled on a Keno ticket

 

[Retink]

Self defense sand.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

50 packets of Popeyes hot sauce, each pocket and also in a Fanny pack

 

[Pissmaster]

Left pocket: PlayStation Vita
Right pocket: New Nintendo 3DS XL
Belt holster: Game Boy Advance
Manpurse carrying case hanging around my shoulder down to my waste: Steam Deck

 

[Saint Agustin]

Money.

I don't carry a wallet cause I'm not gay and don't need to feel important.