What's in the box?

[Eddie Riggs]

Ti7le

 

[Shig O'nella]

Open your own mail.

 

[Lokenstien]

A very nice package from an old college buddy, Ted.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

You know the brand Goop? Let's just say they are gonna be looking for a new CEO

 

[Cats]

oh...he didn't know.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

that Goatse size dildo you ordered

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

My dick.

 

[Rogue AI]

It's a glitter bomb.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Another box

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

small piece of paper that says “nigger” on it

 

[draggs]

Coupla gats
Coupla knives
Coupla rats
Coupla wives

Or something like that

 

[0ctober lust]

 

[SentinentCloud]

there never was a box, son

you are just schizophrenic

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Wrath. John Doe's last sin. Well, the motivation for it, anyway. Shatner did an MTV Movie Awards parody of it once, I liked that. Shatner ruled as Denny Crane. What was the question again?

 

[Cats]

I was really disappointed to learn Kevin Spacey was a real live Sex Attacker because I absolutely loved him in that movie I thought his performance was perfect.

This of course was when I still had respect for Hollywood actors and didn't just assume they were all monsters by default which I absolutely do now

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Empty space.