What’s a truck?

[Testacles Maximus]

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[FatMebius]

A truck has a bed. But I also have a bed. Are we all trucks?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

A miserable little pile of scrap metal.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

A miserable little pile of scrap metal.

But enough honky tonk, have at you.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Beep beep
Vroom vroom
Honk honk honk
Vroom vrrrrrrrrrr
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[SNU]

A car that has a job

 

[Premium Gonzo]

This is a truck

 

[The Lawgiver]

Car but bigger.
No I don't count the speed racer "mammoth car" as a car Cruncher Block you entered a god damn TRUCK WITH SEVERAL TRAILERS INTO A FUCKNG RACE YOU FUCK.

 

[Day Drinking]

As mentioned a truck is a vehicle with a bed. The front is where you drive. That back is where you fuck. 'Nuff said.

Also see: El Camino.

 

[Rozzy]

A vehicle for hauling loads.

 

[Butterschmalz]

the one with a bloody trace

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

A vehicle for hauling loads.

ya mum is a truck

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

A word which rhymes with luck <3

 

[JethroTullamore]

A truck is a cuck that with luck will pay a buck to never fuck the duck that’s covered in muck.