What Would Your Papal Name Be?

[Justice Tony]

Right so sadly His Holiness is in dire straits regarding his health and it is probably not long until he has to go home. But that got me thinking, what name should the next pope take? It's Catholic tradition for a pope to take the name of a saint when they are elected. For me it'd be Pope Patrick since there has never been one and I'd be the first pope, as far as I know, to have any Irish blood in him. But what about you guys?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Leo

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

John, I just want to be Papa John and bring forth the day of reckoning.

 

[Character from a movie]

My papal name would be Papa Frita. Or Papa Hervida. I like Papa Asada too.

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

His Royal Majesty Pope Father Ragnar Steelfist the Bloodedge, PBUH

 

[One Angry Computer]

His Holy Divine Embassador, Pope Silexium I, Patron Saint of Electronics and First Baptizer of Artificial Christians.

 

[dick brain]

bigtittygothkitty@cyber-wizard.com

E: oh you said papal not paypal

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Darth Sidious.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Toutious Sextious

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Papa Kiwitus I

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

my papal account is in a limited state.

 

[Hepativore]

Jecurae Vorus.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Pope Righteous, Slayer of Heretics and Infidels.

 

[PandaChai]

As the first English Pope in 900 years probably Adrian VII, after Adrian IV, or John Francis I after the Baptist and the Assisiati

 

[IKOL]

Right so sadly His Holiness is in dire straits

SADLY?
HOLINESS??
Man what upside-down part of the world are you from?

Papa Maledictus does sound about right.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Pope Jerry to honor saint jerry the goatfucker.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Right so sadly His Holiness is in dire straits

what's wrong with Mark Knofler??

 

[Justice Tony]

what's wrong with Mark Knofler??

Who the fuck is Mark Knofler?

 

[OrionBalls]

Pope Monica I.

 

[Justice Tony]

Pope Monica I.

Oh yeah forgot to mention, if you're a woman pretend you're a man since women can't be pope.