What would you do with a shrink ray?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

If the mail carrier fucked up and delivered a shrink ray to your house instead of to Melvin brother of the Joker who lives next door.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Point it at my cock … I’m sick of stepping on the middle of it

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

 

[Catler]

I’d start a moving company, provided it was reversible.

 

[Day Drinking]

Make sure it got back to whoever ordered it. Opening someone else's mail is a federal crime and prison would not be a good place for me.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I'd obviously return it to Melvin, he's a good friend.

 

[Feefee81093]

Chow time.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Make mad bank off degens with a giantess fetish.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Set it to wumbo.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Probably use it accidentally and then put it away, for fear of misusing it.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Shrink you and keep you in a jar and make sure you drown in unwashed anime tranny cum.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

id use it as the basis of a law career.

 

[KingCoomer]

Aim the ray at every cock of every other man I see. With every male but me possessing a micropenis, I will fuck all women.

 

[SweetDee]

It'd be real easy to get rid of bodies with a shrink ray.

Just saying.

 

[DankSmoker]

Aim the ray at every cock of every other man I see. With every male but me possessing a micropenis, I will fuck all women.

Well I think you just like looking at other men's cocks!

 

[The handsome tard]

Depends; what are the settings of this thing? It runs on batteries? Solar power? Nuclear? Imagination?
Does it have a cap over how much it can shrink? Does it work on living beings? It can only shrink or also grow things too? If the latter, does it at least have a "normal size" feature?

Details, man, they are important.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'll go into space so I can shrink Earth.