What would you do with $1.2 billion USD?

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Just A Butt

Rules of Nature
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
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i'd probably buy some new curtains, maybe get some landscaping done, finance Clerks 4, idk
 
open a cattery and a hedgehoggery and a sugar glidery and a pallas cat sanctuary and a cappychin monkey training facility and a Bird Hut
 
I'd spend it all to launch a new ISP, agree to host the Kiwi Farms, then drop it one week later because a girl showed me her dick and I got scared.
 
Nothing crazy I dont think. Buy farm land, build a modest house on it, and take care of my family. I realize this doesn't cost a billion, but it might as well. Maybe one day.
 
Assuming I‘d end up with ~$700,000,000 after taxes:
I’d give both of my parents $100 mil
Most members of my extended family would get $5mil (total of ~$100 mil)
I’d use another $100mil to diversify my bonds nigga
Buy a decent sized house in a safe place, a cottage with a ton of land, and build a fallout shelter in New Zealand
Buy the best possible computer
Buy a single heavily modded classic car
Buy a walk-in closet full of the nicest possible clothes
$20mil set aside for high stakes poker.
That’s probably about it. The rest would be spent on traveling the world doing some Hunter Biden shit
 
Convert to tangible investments.

Return to my mother country.

Build my dream fortress and bunker.

Travel around the world in economy class and cheap hotels to hide my powerlevel until bunker finishes construction.

Spend my days learning to live off the land like when I was little.
 
Pay for a trade school that would make me a journeyman when I graduate.
Buy land with work able land, a forest, and preferably a running water source through it in a state that has no income tax.
Buy a used vehicle that can haul stuff and make it through all inclement weather.
Build a pole barn house with ample storage and don't skimp on the materials.
Set aside $500k to purely live on while going to trade school.
Diversify and invest $400-$500 million into something safe like land or energy.
Risk $20 million on something high risk high reward like some kind of engineering start up.
Spend $5-$10 million on some kind of future tech like underwater habitats or space mining.
Buy reloading equipment.
Buy a lot of surplus weapons.
Pay someone to make a comic book for me.
Pay someone to make a table top game for me.
 
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