What would you do if you were a ghost?

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Aside from shit-talking people online. I would constantly turn off the home owner's computer when he's not looking, unplug the washing machine while it's running, and open the fridge door and leave it wide open
 
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It's weird that you would have the unlimited power and knowledge of the afterlife and ability to basically do whatever since you've already established that you can move physical objects, and instead of being the world's greatest ghost spy or even watching supermodels get changed you chose to act the way a toddler does if left unsupervised.
 
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Lip Glossary said:
It's weird that you would have the unlimited power and knowledge of the afterlife and ability to basically do whatever since you've already established that you can move physical objects, and instead of being the world's greatest ghost spy or even watching supermodels get changed you chose to act the way a toddler does if left unsupervised.
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But I don't want to be a spy or watch supermodels get changed. I want to cause minor inconveniences to the homeowner until he leaves
 
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The News Crews said:
Yea but as a ghost I am always in the house and can do that whenever I please. If I do it while I'm still alive there's a chance I will be arrested
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Yeah but if you're arrested you can post bail if you're a ghost and you get caught you can get busted and that's way worse!
It's not worse for the people who bust you though cuz bustin makes them feel good.
 
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souschef said:
You can't even jork it if you're a ghost so what good does that make
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Wait a minute nothing is making sense in this scenario.
So you're telling me that your ghost that can materialize a hand to open a refrigerator, but manifesting a penis to jerk with that hand is the preposterous part?
We've already established by this guy's ghost lore that he can materialize appendages to move things around. How is one body part different from another?
 
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Lip Glossary said:
Wait a minute nothing is making sense in this scenario.
So you're telling me that your ghost that can materialize a hand to open a refrigerator, but manifesting a penis to jerk with that hand is the preposterous part?
We've already established by this guy's ghost lore that he can materialize appendages to move things around. How is one body part different from another?
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Ghosts have no blood
No blood no erection
No erection no jorkin
 
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Lip Glossary said:
So you're telling me that your ghost that can materialize a hand to open a refrigerator, but manifesting a penis to jerk with that hand is the preposterous part?
We've already established by this guy's ghost lore that he can materialize appendages to move things around. How is one body part different from another?
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Mischief is fine but materializing your spectral benis is how you get the ghost cops called on you.
 
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souschef said:
Ghosts have no blood
No blood no erection
No erection no jorkin
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Wait a minute then how does the ghost arm move without any ghost blood in it?
No no this is adding up at all. We're going to have to do some kind of ghost audit here.
not william stenchever said:
Mischief is fine but materializing your spectral benis is how you get the ghost cops called on you.
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Wait now there's ghost cops all of a sudden?
Who takes that job as a ghost?
What are they paying them with? Fucking ghost money?
THEY'RE FUCKING GHOSTS, THEY DON'T NEED TO BE PAID IN ANYTHING THEY HAVE EVERYTHING THEY NEED!
I thought the afterlife was lawless like the wild west.
 
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Soup Sammiches said:
It's simple really, https://youtube.com/watch?v=7vOjCEwdAvo
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You wasted 3 minutes of my life with something that wasn't funny and I want those 3 minutes back in the afterlife.
You owe me a ghost drink. I'm going to get ghost drunk.
souschef said:
They use poltergheist powers to move stuff around

No you can't use those powers to masturbate
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Then why can't you poltergeist yourself up a dick? These afterlife rules are really shoddy.
So do you still feel emotions as a ghost? I would imagine you would have to get some kind of pleasure out of messing with people as a poltergeist, so that means you could still be turned on mentally in the way that a cripple can still be turned on.
So that makes my original argument still valid that you could spy on supermodels changing and it would still do something for you, if not physically then mentally.
You can get ghost hard.
 
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Lip Glossary said:
Then why can't you poltergeist yourself up a dick? These afterlife rules are really shoddy.
So do you still feel emotions as a ghost? I would imagine you would have to get some kind of pleasure out of messing with people as a poltergeist, so that means you could still be turned on mentally in the way that a cripple can still be turned on.
So that makes my original argument still valid that you could spy on supermodels changing and it would still do something for you, if not physically then mentally.
You can get ghost hard.
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That's cheating

I'm calling the ghostbusters, the reboot ones!
 
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