What would you do if you were a ghost?
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Explore the universe? Leave the universe for the afterlife?
(why do ghosts always haunt one little part of one planet?)
(why do ghosts always haunt one little part of one planet?)
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Two chicks at the same time.
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haunt your girlfriend and tell her that you're gay
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Buy a ten million dollar car.
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Haunt the home of the Phasmophobia devs to make them think their game was an omen from god as to how ghosts actually act.
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That's what I always found press X to doubt about ghosts. I went on a ghost tour I was dragged to by a relative. I sat through it while some faker tried to convince all of us ghosts were real in the building. I was like this is fucking stupid and boring and why would a ghost choose to live here for eternity? The faker said it was because it may or may not be a ghost, just an echo of their existence.
. But my relative came out of it more convinced than ever that ghosts were real. Ghosts may real, I dunno, but why would they choose to be in the place they were murdered or whatever? I can think of better things to do with my eternity like lie on a beach on Hawaii.
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If I could be a polterghost I would haunt the YouTubeman Exploring Abandoned Mines and Unusual Places.
There are one or two more where he "sees ghosts" in the shadows, but those are even more inconclusive. One time he found a free-hanging noose way deep down in a remote mine tunnel, but this is probably more thunk-provoking than scary unless you're Bubba Wallace. lol
I still can't debunk the first video, but the newer one below it made me suspicious from day one. If he was hoaxing ghosts for the sake of his flashlight advertisement, I'd like to punish him hard with a real horror show inside one of these mines.
There are one or two more where he "sees ghosts" in the shadows, but those are even more inconclusive. One time he found a free-hanging noose way deep down in a remote mine tunnel, but this is probably more thunk-provoking than scary unless you're Bubba Wallace. lol
I still can't debunk the first video, but the newer one below it made me suspicious from day one. If he was hoaxing ghosts for the sake of his flashlight advertisement, I'd like to punish him hard with a real horror show inside one of these mines.
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Most ghosts aren't like when you turn on no-clip and fly around wherever you want at mach speed, they're typically stuck where they are or are at least tethered to some object of significance for whatever reason.
Eg: They died in this house, this doll was her favourite thing in the world, they play keys on this piano because it was dropped on their fucking head.
Of course, this raises the question: why did all the ghosts die in houses? Or sometimes an amusement park or scary tunnel? There's never a teenage ghost that fell on his neck at the skate park or a ghost that possesses the toaster that he took a bath with.
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Go to Area 51 and see what the hell they actually have in there, maybe haunt the White House for a few decades.
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I took such a quiz from a defunct site (girl.com) as a teen and my result was an avoidant ghost.
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I'd drink ghost beer, get ghost drunk, and pull ghost pranks.
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There was a skate park close to me where that exact thing happened back in the 80s. they closed right after. It just stood there empty for a decade before it was knocked down and became a secure parking lot for bus station employees. No idea if it was haunted but everyone found the place creepy. In the mid 80s my mom and uncle witnessed a teen girl get utterly flattened under a pickup truck while holding onto the back while skateboarding. It was winter and there was black ice on the street. My cousin had several nasty accidents while skateboarding around here, including getting hit by a car. I think this neighborhood just doesn't like skateboarders.
I did live in a house where a teen girl committed suicide. It was right before we moved in. her parents didn't want her seeing this boy anymore and they made a suicide pact and both went through with it. I was about 11 when I moved in and the teenager next door told me that it was haunted. I thought she was just teasing me because i was younger. But all three of our dogs refused to go into the basement and would panic if you tried to make them go. My sister and her friend who lived with us for awhile both swore up and down it was haunted.
I happened to have the luck of living in another house where a woman shot herself in the head. My stepfather was renting the finished basement to this couple and they got into an argument and the wife shot herself. She died. I wasn't living there at the time. I don't think it was haunted but again, my sister swore it was and my niece claimed there was a lady in the basement.
My grandmother claimed that her German shepherd would appear in the kitchen after she died. I have plenty of other stories. But in general, I think that if there's some existence after death experiences may vary. Which is why not everyone becomes a ghost.
Who knows. Any house you live in that isn't brand new is bound to have someone or something that died there.
I think most people move on. But maybe not everyone wants to. Maybe some spirits like being earthbound and we're wrong for thinking they want to be set free. Then there's reincarnation to think about. Can't be a ghost if your soul already went to a new body.
That sounds fun. I'd like to go to other planets even if there's no life. Haha Venus can't crush and bake me 'cause I'm dead!
Notice no one asks ghosts questions about stuff like that? Those stupid ghost shows and medium shows are always about Aunt Mary's potato salad recipe or something dumb like that. John Edward was so damn annoying with that sort of stuff. Always something about pasta sauce or the letter D or whatever. I know it was cold read faking. But still. It was so pedestrian.
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She better know that already considering I'm a woman too. If she didn't, then, damn, she deserves to be haunted.
You're going to have to settle for calling me a femcel or single forever or something right now instead.
Would the paranormal format for cans.wav be cans.wooooo?
What if the most haunted places on earth are just really popular tourist spots and we've been looking for ghost all wrong this whole time?
I swear there's been some retarded ghost stories here and there. It usually is a local thing since "guy who got creamed at this intersection who fucks with the traffic lights" doesn't transition well to TV.
I love the idea that a bunch of ghostly citizens of the conspiracy variety are doing that just now, and hopefully having some grand old ghost parties while complaining about the government being fat and gay together. The American afterlife dream.
The real question is how fast could you travel? It'd be really boring to travel to venus at the speed of a sprinter, but you'd have endless time to do it.That sounds fun. I'd like to go to other planets even if there's no life. Haha Venus can't crush and bake me 'cause I'm dead!
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Typical woman, leaving snail slime everywhere.