What would you do if you saw Null IRL

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I would aggressively and continuously shake his hand until he was visibly uncomfortable
 
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I saw Null at a grocery store in Florida yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen packets of American cheese in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the packets and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each packet and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 
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Seething Troon Collector said:
Nothing. Because this is fight club and you don’t talk about fight club.

At most I’d drop some dog whistle that only people on this site would get.
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Just throw your bag of jew gold at him. Your real bag of Jew gold though not the fake one.
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I'd slowly approach making my presence known, once he notices me I'd stop and gently lay a pieces of Limburger cheese I acquired at my local korger on the floor in front of him. I'll patiently wait for him to grab the cheese and if he stays in place after grabbing it I'll slowly put my hand forward so he could get accustomed to my sent. If he seems relaxes after that I'll give him a pet before he returns to his natural habitat.
 
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I'm Serbian and apparently Null is in Serbia?

I'm perplexed what he's doing here in the first place. If I do meet him I would ask if I could get a True & Honest tag in exchange for 10 jars of homemade plum jam and a bucket of pig lard as I have no idea how bitcoin works to donate and I'm too much of a neanderthal to find out.
 
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I'd follow him to his Kiwi-Cave, and then stalk him.
Each day I would take a sneak picture and edit it to look like a Chris Chan sighting in the wild.

All that to fuck his psyche,
Such is life for a Kiwi,
Only I would know my part,
Till death or dox do us apart.
 
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I would probably fly into an uncontrollable rampage and tear him limb from limb as i am reminded that he added a vtuber board to his site out of his own volition, then i would realize that i just tore apart some random 500 pound fatman on the streets because i assumed it was null.
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necross said:
I'm Serbian and apparently Null is in Serbia?

I'm perplexed what he's doing here in the first place. If I do meet him I would ask if I could get a True & Honest tag in exchange for 10 jars of homemade plum jam and a bucket of pig lard as I have no idea how bitcoin works to donate and I'm too much of a neanderthal to find out.
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Bio je u Beogradu al se vratio u Floridu.
 
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