What would you do if I slapped your mom?

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You are walking with your mom on them streets, I am high as fuck on ze drugs. Bitch don't move out a ma way I do a spinning back slap and spit on the floor.
 
- walking down the street carrying an urn for some reason

-schizophrenic kanye-loving white supremacist slaps the urn out of my hands. It breaks, sending up a puff of ashes

-feel pretty weird that this guy and myself are now inhaling particles of carbon that used to be my mom

-mostly pissed because urns are expensive and my siblings are going to give me a ton of shit about this

-punch guy
 
If you were weak enough looking I'd demolish you without mercy. If I suspect you have a weapon or you're clearly stronger, then I would contact emergency services and plan my revenge.
 
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