You wouldn’t get close enough to try, but If you did try I’d rip your girl dick off or whatever you call your gear, and shove it down your throat.
BJJ MFer. I’m a 53-yo lady but my thumbs are deadly.
You post here on KF, you''ll need to put your balls in a bear trap, take a cattleprod to your nipples, and asphixiate with a noose in order to get an erection.