What would you do for a Klondike bar?

[King Fructose]

I would get in my car and drive to my local grocery store to purchase one.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Usurp a 3rd world regime that had a legitimately elected head of government and replace him/her with a strongman despot who has connections to the underworld to ensure the flow of oil would go to DC and further fund our conque- er em I mean our war on terror.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

rape

 

[Shig O'nella]

Dunno. What's a Klondike bar?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

you know what I'll do......

 

[Retink]

I'd do anything for a Klondike bar, but I won't do that!

 

[KittyGremlin]

talk to a serb (horrible torture)

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Mug someone with a Klondike bar.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

You.

 

[Red Hood]

I would drive to the gas station and get one out of the case, and pay the agreed upon price.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Is it an oreo one?

 

[King Fructose]

Is it an oreo one?

Only if you want it to be

 

[snailslime]

kill op

 

[snailslime]

in roblox

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Nothing because I'm not a fatass

 

[Lucky Jim]

Your mom might actually say no to a black man for a Klondike bar (actually she wouldn't, she would say yes to the black man and then stuff her face with more junk food later, probably six or seven Klondike bars)

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Accept one free of charge if offered.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I’d look at Hoda Kotb naked

 

[Sundae]

Lick a psychedelic toad.